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Kathleen Turner ‘High’

Broadway Theater Review

New York City International

‘High’ on Broadway before 4:20

At the Booth Theater, Manhattan

“HIGH”

Written by:

MATTHEW LOMBARDO

 

New York City International Theater Report

‘High’ premiered Tuesday, April 19 at the intimate Booth Theater.  The off Broadway show was a buzz.  Kathleen Turner creates a rehabilitation center for theater patrons ailing from colorless stage complexity.   All three actors deserved the standing ovation they received for the believable conveyance of realistic characters with non fictional pasts.  ‘High’ written by, Matthew Lombardo, is complex as an open ended straw thatch storyboard woven with stereotypes, truth and real life intricacy.  Overall ‘High’ is a thought provoking trip into ones self where each path laid bare is still a dirty road that brings you up or get you ‘High’.

The intellectual challenge developing each scene as the story unfolds for the audience, was well accomplished by director: Rob Ruggiero.

The World Premiere of High was produced by Theater Works, Steve Campo, Executive Director; Cincinnati Playhouse in the Park, Edward Stern, Producing Artistic Director, Buzz Ward, Executive Director; and the Repertory Theatre of St. Louis, Steven Woolf, Artistic Director, Mark D. Bernstein, Managing Director.

Special Thanks to Theatre Development Fund for their support.

Kathleen Turner ‘High’ Premiere

New York City International VIP After Party!

For Tickets Visit

HighOnBroadway.com


New York City International Travel Warning

Japanese Government Announces Level Cherry Blossom Warning

Minor Radiation Leak Nothing To Worry About

Only 10% of the Radioactive Release of the gleeful Chernobyl Disaster

Humans not affected, possibly mutations restricted to lower life forms, lawyers and politicians

New York City International Travel Report:

Japan has suffered another series of devastating earthquakes.  These tremendous tremors may have awakened Kathy Lee Gifford from her Asian retreat.  Some reports suggest radioactive fallout has spread to the ground water supply and already irradiated several layers of the ecosystem.  Due to bio magnification, higher trophic feeding levels will be subjected to ever increasing levels of ingested radiation.  If indeed aquatic species feeding on plankton and ectoparasite gnathid isopods build up levels of uranium and unstable radioactive material, fishing, whaling and skinny dipping might have to stop for several thousand generations of three eyed flat fish.

For the time being New York City International places an INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL ADVISORY FOR JAPAN until further notice.

Bronx Zoo Back On Track

The Bronx Zoo Replaces Egyptian Snake

Congressman Found in Borough Reptile House

New York City International Political Report:

After selling children’s organs for snow flakes in summer the distinguished Republican Congressman from New Delaware was found behind glass as the new mildly interesting American Politician exhibit at the Bronx Zoo.  Manhattan patrons felt cheated when asked to pay for the pleasure of watching a vile creature in a concrete enclosure with glass windows and a full tub.  Apparently in America, these political species are hardly going extinct, due to their hyper stripper breeding patterns.

The Egyptian Cobra has a Twitter following of over 60,000 with a 30% higher Naris Poll approval rating than Mayor Bloomberg.   “L. Spike” doesn’t even use content management systems with RSS feeds because it doesn’t involve white rats.  For more information go to NY1.com

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April Fools!

Your Source for April 1’st Fun

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Egyptian Killer Snake Loose in Bronx

Bronx Zoo Closes Reptile House

Poisonous viper on the loose, perhaps on a plane!

Samuel L. Jackson Freaks Out and moves to Brooklyn

New York City International Animal Report!

Mongoose Stock up 170 pts!

An adolescent cobra was lost in the Bronx Zoo sometime Saturday, NY sources report.  It is true the Bronx is a natural habitat for the big black snake with a large number of dark holes to hide inside.  Wildlife Biologist Expert M. Powers explains:

The Egyptian Cobra is quite venomous and could easily kill an elephant in 15- 20 minutes with one fart or bite.  Just the up close sight might be enough to frighten some New Yorkers to death.

Bronx Zoo workers are deeply concerned about maintaining their elephant populations after loosing two last spring.  Experience should prove a knowledgeable teacher for those interested in vacationing in the Bronx this weekend.  Stay away from the Bronx Zoo, Bronx Movie Theaters, Bronx isolated areas, and stay away from any massive black cobras spitting poisonous venom, that certainly includes the local Black Panther chapter and Black Mamba legion of the South Bronx.

Realistically it’s just another killer snake loose in the Bronx jungle.  More realistically the jungle is concrete with lots of sewers, rats and deformed pigeons.  We wish the Egyptian snake a long life in politics as the next political representative for the Bronx Borough.  We expect “L.Spike” to emerge coiled later this summer ready to clutch the election.  You heard it here, belly dancers, watch your toes!  There’s another snake on the loose!

iAds and Mobile Advertising

Steve creates new Jobs by Bedding Microsoft!

Bing chosen over Google for iMac mobile devices!

Mobile iAd Advertising to Rival Google

New York City International Technology Report:

Steve Jobs announced iAd, the new ad server platform for mobile applications based on the iPhone, iPad, and iTouch product line.  In addition, our iPads are now running searches on Bing!  We liked the ease of Google Searches but now the standard search engine has been changed by Apple to Bing for at least some of the New York Devices.  Strangely the media hasn’t announced the electronic tsunami unleashed against Google Ad words and traditional digital marketing.  Why?  Probably because they are so confused and in wonder that Steve Jobs just created an entirely new industry, mobile advertising Apple style.

Rich Media and HTML5 are the new advertising publishing dreams.  New ways to engage, interact and report consumer metrics are just some of the obvious benefits from expanding outdated digital advertising.  iAds will now be included in every major corporation’s advertising campaign.

Apple is now bedded down with Microsoft and has created a mobile app so you too can learn about how quickly hell is freezing over.

You heard it first here at New York City International!

New York gets “High”

 

Today Broadway Gets “High”

New York City International Broadway Shows:

Presents:

“High” by Matthew Lombardo is a recovery addiction drama written from first hand knowledge.  The author was a meth addict, now clean for eight years and writes of the struggle and redeeming qualities of Sister Jamison Connelly, a tough-talking nun.  Kathleen Turner returns to Broadway for the first time since her Tony Nomination for her role as Martha, of Edward Albee’s “Who’s Afraid of Virgina Woolf?”

The drug addict, played by Evan Jonigkeit, paired with the strong inspirational character of Turner, should prove gripping and entertaining for Broadway lovers searching for deep real life drama relived on stage.

Broadway Previews TONIGHT!  222 West 45th Street at the Booth Theatre!

For more info Visit HighOnBroadway.com

Contact us here for VIP tickets!

Or Click Here to Book From Broadway.com

 

Spring put on hold

Easter Bunny not Welcome

Obama declares war on Easter

Radiation leaks in Tokyo created radioactive eggs


New York City International News Report:

Due to Japanese radiation and New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s budget cuts, this year there will be no giant Easter Bunnies and only two eggs city wide.  The eggs will both be painted by children and made into an omelet that the Mayor will eat at the teachers pancake breakfast.  Thankfully other areas of the country can afford home grown eggs, but unfortunately due to insane artificial mathematical inflation by computer programs, New Yorkers must import radiated eggs from Japan, along with spinach, sold at seven times market value in Korean delis.  Most Manhattan residents agree,

Because of the normal day to day firing of prolific incinerators and automobiles, New York experiences one of the highest ingested levels of radiation and radical carcinogens in the United States.  It’s hard to breathe here compared to Bora Bora!  Complained one Upper East Side asthmatic resident.

Soon we will have air rights auctions in President Trump’s Tower to see who has the right to breathe.  Which is good, who needs a free environment of breathable oxygen anyway?  We should decide finally.

My vote is that the Easter Bunny goes first since no one wants to give sick Japanese radiated bunny eggs even if they are painted, said Fox News more or less.

Buyers and Consumers BEWARE, WHERE WAS YOUR EASTER CANDY MADE?


Spring Snow

Manhattan Weather Update

New York City International Travel Advisory

It’s past noon and believe it or not, snow is falling in Central Park!

Did the Groundhog plan this extended frost because Mayor Bloomberg squeezed his woodchucks?

Spring planting won’t happen today, or yesterday, or tomorrow.  Concrete farmers everywhere in New York must cure another day.

If you are thinking of traveling this week beware of black ice and bad drivers.

Be safe New York!

No Fly Zone

Looks like no Christmas for Libya

UN enforces a No Fly Zone for Libya

Not Santa Clause, American Ground Troops or any one else will be dropping off anything but bombs and weapons for some time in Libya.

US F-16 Fighter Jets aren’t dropping Christmas presents over Tripoli.  America is fighting on “behalf” of the UN to level the playing field.  There may be some who don’t understand why we are bombing country after country but here at New York City International, we report the inside story.

Britan, France and other Allied Partners (perhaps Arab countries) are planning to sit back while Rebel forces fight among themselves for rulership of a country which will most likely kill them before the end of their first term.

We are now involved in killing Muslims in three countries.  It may seem like sport for some mid Americans but it’s not.  It may seem like payback for the 80’s but it’s not that simple.  The United States needs oil for various big businesses and our leaders have invested interestes in the war mongering companies who control the central bank.

If the Central Bank fails we will print more money which will cut down more trees and lead to global warming.  All in all, with the earthquakes, tsunamis, tornadoes, oil spill, nuclear melt downs, middle east war, terrorist bombers, and the war on teachers, you would think our government has enough to worry about.

In fact, The United States of America is planning to take over Libya and build a failing amusement park, says one local source.

Do you want to go to Libya Land with Mickey Mouse?  Mind you don’t get ham-burgled by a hand grenade.

The No Fly Zone is in effect so don’t plan on visiting your dear sweet grams because the rebels have taken her town down.

Or was it Gaddafi, or the French, or the British, or the American bombs that wiped out my goat milk farm?

New York International will report the full story as it unfolds.  For now, stay indoors with duct tape.

U.S. Fires on Libya

WARNING!

TRAVEL ADVISORY!!

The United States has war on over four fronts.

AMERICA HAS FIRED ON LIBYA.

America is at war in the Middle East with Afganistan, Iraq and now Libya, as well as carrying on the global war on terror and local war on drugs.

WARNING:  ALL TRAVELERS TO THE MIDDLE EAST!

BE WARY OF MUSLIMS CARRYING TICKING COCONUTS, FRUIT, HEROINE OR EXPLOSIVES, RETALIATORY TERRORIST ACTS HAVE BEEN VOWED BY LIBYA

Certainly the destabilization of the Middle Eastern area is important for all New Yorkers and world travelers SO pay attention!

We have had enough extremism in New York to last generations.  Perhaps the United States is planning strategic bases in the region in exchange for our military aid.  For all those considering buying a timeshare in Libya, I wouldn’t make that impulse buy just yet.

Wait until the dust clears, unless you are investing in Harris Corporation or other defense contractor companies, before setting up your ceramics shop.

Good luck to all those brave souls fighting and dying for money, oil, freedom, BIG BUSINESS and oppression.