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Posts Tagged ‘New York’

Spring put on hold

Easter Bunny not Welcome

Obama declares war on Easter

Radiation leaks in Tokyo created radioactive eggs


New York City International News Report:

Due to Japanese radiation and New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s budget cuts, this year there will be no giant Easter Bunnies and only two eggs city wide.  The eggs will both be painted by children and made into an omelet that the Mayor will eat at the teachers pancake breakfast.  Thankfully other areas of the country can afford home grown eggs, but unfortunately due to insane artificial mathematical inflation by computer programs, New Yorkers must import radiated eggs from Japan, along with spinach, sold at seven times market value in Korean delis.  Most Manhattan residents agree,

Because of the normal day to day firing of prolific incinerators and automobiles, New York experiences one of the highest ingested levels of radiation and radical carcinogens in the United States.  It’s hard to breathe here compared to Bora Bora!  Complained one Upper East Side asthmatic resident.

Soon we will have air rights auctions in President Trump’s Tower to see who has the right to breathe.  Which is good, who needs a free environment of breathable oxygen anyway?  We should decide finally.

My vote is that the Easter Bunny goes first since no one wants to give sick Japanese radiated bunny eggs even if they are painted, said Fox News more or less.

Buyers and Consumers BEWARE, WHERE WAS YOUR EASTER CANDY MADE?