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New York City International Travel Warning

Japanese Government Announces Level Cherry Blossom Warning

Minor Radiation Leak Nothing To Worry About

Only 10% of the Radioactive Release of the gleeful Chernobyl Disaster

Humans not affected, possibly mutations restricted to lower life forms, lawyers and politicians

New York City International Travel Report:

Japan has suffered another series of devastating earthquakes.  These tremendous tremors may have awakened Kathy Lee Gifford from her Asian retreat.  Some reports suggest radioactive fallout has spread to the ground water supply and already irradiated several layers of the ecosystem.  Due to bio magnification, higher trophic feeding levels will be subjected to ever increasing levels of ingested radiation.  If indeed aquatic species feeding on plankton and ectoparasite gnathid isopods build up levels of uranium and unstable radioactive material, fishing, whaling and skinny dipping might have to stop for several thousand generations of three eyed flat fish.

For the time being New York City International places an INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL ADVISORY FOR JAPAN until further notice.